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Fund Raiser: Amateur Bike Mechanic Needs Tools and Bail Money

Accused drunk man jailed after arguing with bike; argument winner unclear

By Will Greenlee on August 25, 2010 7:31 AM

A soused Stuart man was jailed after deputies say he was engaged in an “obscene argument” with his bicycle, a recently released arrest affidavit states.  Martin County Sheriff’s deputies spied Richard Bialon, 68, around 4 a.m. Tuesday “yelling at his bicycle” in the parking lot of a Mobil gas station in the 3900 block of South Kanner Highway.  “Customers were coming to the Mobil and were very disturbed as to the yelling and obscene argument the defendant was having with his bicycle,” the affidavit states.

I just spent the better half of an hour trying to pry stuck pedals off my Surly.  Stupid bike.  I feel for this gentleman.  There is just so much a person can take.  Anyone who has ever pressed a headset or wrestled with a wrench to release crusted over pedals can feel this brother’s pain.  Let’s all chip in and buy this guy a full set of Park tools and bail this poor man out of jail. 

Okay, who’s with me? (sound of crickets chirping. . .)

  1. jat
    October 2, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    you know he looks like willie nelson

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